The Webcam Project

“Our research has shown that one hundred percent of all people exposed to our project entitled ‘The Webcam Project’ have acted in the same way, or nearly the same, as David did. We are now able to take over nearly anyone. Anyone that has a webcam... cannot avoid us. We're always watching through that webcam they have plugged in.”

That’s what they told me, the lowly intern sworn to secrecy. I don’t know how they do it, or why, but this is my warning to you: unplug your webcam. And never plug it back in.